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vocodertests

Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office

vocodertests

Reading guide

• "Mr president" = me
• "The oval office" = my room
• "Their", "masquito" = errors for comedic effect

Behind the scenes

This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard

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punkitt-is-here

oldwindowsicons

After Dark: The Simpsons - simpicon.dll, icon 067

roskvawinther

michaelcerasource

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, an all-new original series starring Michael Cera & the rest of the Scott Pilgrim cast, releasing November 17th only on Netflix.

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

punkitt-is-here

prohaloplayer

this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else

you KNOW baldurs gate 3 is a real d&d game because everyone is racist to my tiefling

baldurs gate 3

aflo

flvffymomo

new organs coming out soon

• medium intestine
• gallkidneys
• inferior vena cava
• table of contents
• semi-colon
• die-r (opposite of liver)
• pancreas 2 

jojoleney

I showed my mom this (a genuine doctor) and she says that the inferior vena cava is real so I’m sorry but your post has been canceled op

prog-dog

yeah well this one is even more inferior

rainbowgazes-archive

just a dogshit vena cava

punkitt-is-here

doktorpeace

fuade

punkitt-is-here

clair0se

one thing i know is that there is no problem an "awawawawa" or a "wehh" or a "yippee!" can't fix

punkitt-is-here

fleshdyke

they should invent a phrase as evocative as im going to kill myself that isnt about killing yourself